Lol’ed until wept.
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Congratulations on your musical open-mindedness sir, sorry the internet can’t understand that one person can like metal and Avril at the same time. I would rock with you.
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that-demned-elusive-pimpernel:
Gives a whole new meaning to the saying ‘queer as a two dollar bill.’
Pffft…Jamilton is a classic in terms of founding father shipping. And the same goes for Hamburrger, Hams, Hamison, etc, etc.
A THREE DOLLAR BILL IS THE THING THAT THINGS ARE AS QUEER AS, SIR
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What could we pay for if we asked millionaires and billionaires to pay their fair share in taxes?
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What’s a birthday without cake?
Join today’s Bridal Fair competition at 4PM (PST) and bake a patriotic cake honoring your country!
dream job
dream look
dream name
dream everything
dream example for reinstating the draft
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You cannot have a “B” to keep you off academic probation even though you are “no wear” near a “B.”
That is all.
Marie, 26, da floor
Psychological First Aid training is emotionally draining. Fortunately, Daphne’s moccasins give me just enough comfort to...
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As much as I don’t like him, if he enters his next speech like this I’ll have to vote for him.
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